Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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