hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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