I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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