I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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