Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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