i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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