Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I love having hate sex.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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