I've blown a few things in my day
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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