Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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