he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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