We're like a lot better than the average bears
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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