i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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