I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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