tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
