When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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