i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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