it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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