so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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