whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
We need to rekindle our bromance
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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