I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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