So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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