you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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