Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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