He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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