Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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