is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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