Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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