Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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