I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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