yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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