What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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