Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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