can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said âEat Freshâ while his GF was with him. FML
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