i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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