This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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