Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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