it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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