Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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