Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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