Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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