think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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