just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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