haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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