Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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