when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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