don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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