why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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