lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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