420 ftw
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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