can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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