We're facebook friends in real life
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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