It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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