i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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