I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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