if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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