i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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